Friday, October 8, 2010

My Cheating Wife Lucy

On one lovely fall evening, a beautiful terminally ill wife told her nurse to call her husband to her dying bed. Upon his arrival at the hospital, she told him, “Joe, I know that I am about to die, but there are some things that I want to confess to you before I depart this earth”. The husband, concern about his wife’s health, said to her, “Honey, you don’t need to do all of this, right now my only wish is for you to get well”. The wife was very insistent and told her husband that it was very important that he hear what she was about to say. After several back and forth, the husband reluctantly allowed his wife to say what she had on her mind. The wife then began to recount all that she had done to her husband before she became ill. She started off by saying that she hopes that he find place in his heart to forgive her and that she has not always been the wife he thought she was. With tears running down her eyes she began by say, “Honey, do you remember our gardener, Bobby?” The husband nodded his head and then she let it out, “I Made LOVE to him.” The husband told her, “Baby, you don’t have to do all this”. She continued without paying him any attention. She said Joe, I had no choice, many days you left me home alone and on one Friday afternoon when you were out of town, and I ask Bobby, our gardener to assist me with zipper. He started playing with my breast and then I Made LOVE to him. But we did it only one time. The husband sat and watched her in awe. She continued to explain…Joe; do you know doctor, Williams our family doctor? The husband said yes, she said I Made LOVE to him. One day before I got pregnant with our last daughter, I went to him for checkup and he put his hand in me and later we made love. The husband told her again, “Honey this is getting insane, I think you need to stop now. She wife continue…Joe, do you know our pastor? Pastor Freeman, I made LOVE to him. One day we were having prayer in his office and he touched my hair, and later he started to seduce me and then I made love to him. She continued… Few months ago when your dad came to visit us for the summer, I… The husband stops her, and told her this... “Honey, I knew you were doing all this all along, which is why I poison you to die.” The doctor said you now have few days to live.

Wednesday, June 30, 2010

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Tuesday, June 29, 2010

How To Use Your Cell-Phone as a Modem


Looking for ways to save on your internet bill? Here are some tips on how to use your cell phone as modem for your pc or notebook. The 3G network on your phone allows you to connect your desktop or laptop to the Web, giving you upload/download speeds comparable to DSL. Follow the instructions below.

INSTRUCTION ON HOW TO USE THE NEW T-MOBILE HTC HD2 AS A MODEM FOR YOUR PC OR NOTEBOOK:
First connect your HD2 cell phone to your PC or Notebook via USB cable.
Click the start menu on your HD2 cell phone and then scroll down to the “Tools Folder” and then click on it.
Scroll through the “Tools Folder” until you find the “INTERNET SHARING” file and then click on it.
Make sure that the “PC Connection” is turn on USB and the “Network Connection” is turn to “T-Mobile Data” and click connect at the bottom.
Wait for about one minute or until the “Status” say Connect.
Monitor your notification area at the bottom of your screen for internet connection.

INSTRUCTION ON HOW TO USE YOUR T-MOBILE MYTOUCH PDA ANDROID PHONE AS A MODEM:
Go to this site http://www.junefabrics.com/ or click this link PdaNet for Android and click download. Select the following installers that apply to your computer and then download. Click on the link below that apply to your pc or notebook to download.
Download PdaNet for Android 2.42

Installer for 32-bit Windows 7/XP/Vista
Installer for 64-bit Windows 7/Vista
Installation instructions for Mac OS 10.5/10.6
Instructions to download it using your phone instead.

Once you have downloaded the installer that apply to your computer, go the Android Market on your phone and download PdaNet.

After you have downloaded PdaNet on your PDA device, go to the menu bottom and select setting. Click on setting and scroll down to Application.

Click on Application and then select Development and click on USB debugging.

Now connect your device to your pc or notebook via USB cable.

Select the PdaNet icon on your phone and then select “Enable USB Tether”.

Watched the notification icon at the bottom right hand corner of your screen for connection or click connect.

Wait for a minute and enjoy your high-speed internet. You can also make and receive calls while online.

21 Things You Should Never Buy New

If you're looking to get the most value for your dollar, it would do your wallet good to check out secondhand options. Many used goods still have plenty of life left in them even years after the original purchase, and they're usually resold at a fraction of the retail price, to boot. Here's a list of 21 things that make for a better deal when you buy them used.

1. DVDs and CDs: Used DVDs and CDs will play like new if they were well taken care of. Even if you wind up with a scratched disc and you don't want to bother with a return, there are ways to remove the scratches and make the DVD or CD playable again.

2. Books: You can buy used books at significant discounts from online sellers and brick-and-mortar used book stores. The condition of the books may vary, but they usually range from good to like-new. And of course, check out your local library for free reading material.

3. Video Games: Kids get tired of video games rather quickly. You can easily find used video games from online sellers at sites like Amazon and eBay a few months after the release date. Most video game store outlets will feature a used game shelf, as well. And if you're not the patient type, you can rent or borrow from a friend first to see if it's worth the purchase.

4. Special Occasion and Holiday Clothing: Sometimes you'll need to buy formal clothing for special occasions, such as weddings or prom. Most people will take good care of formal clothing but will only wear it once or twice. Their closet castouts are your savings: Thrift stores, yard sales, online sellers and even some dress shops offer fantastic buys on used formal wear.

5. Jewelry: Depreciation hits hard when you try to sell used jewelry, but as a buyer you can take advantage of the markdown to save a bundle. This is especially true for diamonds, which has ridiculously low resale value. Check out estate sales and reputable pawn shops to find great deals on unique pieces. Even if you decide to resell the jewelry later, the depreciation won't hurt as much.

6. Ikea Furniture: Why bother assembling your own when you can pick it up for free (or nearly free) on Craiglist and Freecycle? Summer is the best time to hunt for Ikea furniture--that's when college students are changing apartments and tossing out their goodies.

7. Games and Toys: How long do games and toys remain your child's favorite before they're left forgotten under the bed or in the closet? You can find used children's toys in great condition at moving sales or on Craigslist, or you can ask your neighbors, friends, and family to trade used toys. Just make sure to give them a good wash before letting junior play.

8. Maternity and Baby Clothes: Compared to everyday outfits that you can wear any time, maternity clothes don't get much wear outside the few months of pregnancy when they fit. The same goes for baby clothes that are quickly outgrown. You'll save a small fortune by purchasing gently used maternity clothes and baby clothes at yard sales and thrift stores. Like children's games and toys, friends and family may have baby or maternity clothing that they'll be happy to let you take off their hands.

9. Musical Instruments: Purchasing new musical instruments for a beginner musician is rarely a good idea. (Are you ready to pay $60 an hour for piano lessons?) For your little dear who wants to learn to play an instrument, you should see how long his or her interest lasts by acquiring a rented or used instrument to practice with first. Unless you're a professional musician or your junior prodigy is seriously committed to music, a brand new instrument may not be the best investment.

10. Pets: If you buy a puppy (or kitty) from a professional breeder or a pet store outlet, it can set you back anywhere from a few hundred dollars to several thousand dollars. On top of this, you'll need to anticipate additional fees and vet bills, too. Instead, adopt a pre-owned pet from your local animal shelter and get a new family member, fees, and vaccines at a substantially lower cost.

11. Home Accent: Pieces Home decorating pieces and artwork are rarely handled on a day-to-day basis, so they're generally still in good condition even after being resold multiple times. If you like the worn-out look of some decor pieces, you can be sure you didn't pay extra for something that comes naturally with time. And don't forget, for most of us, discovering a true gem at a garage sale is 90% of the fun!

12. Craft Supplies: If you're into crafting, you probably have a variety of different supplies left over from prior projects. If you require some additional supplies for your upcoming project, then you can join a craft swap where you'll find other crafty people to trade supplies with. If you have leftovers, be sure to donate them to your local schools.

13. Houses: You're typically able to get better and more features for your dollar when you purchase an older home rather than building new. Older houses were often constructed on bigger corner lots, and you also get architectural variety in your neighborhood if the houses were built or remodeled in different eras.

14. Office Furniture: Good office furniture is built to withstand heavy use and handling. Really solid pieces will last a lifetime, long after they're resold the first or second time. A great used desk or file cabinet will work as well as (or better than) a new one, but for a fraction of the cost. With the recession shutting down so many businesses, you can easily find lots of great office furniture deals.

15. Cars: You've probably heard this before: Cars depreciate the second you drive them off of the dealership's lot. In buying a used car, you save money on both the initial cost and the insurance. It also helps to know a trusty mechanic who can check it over first. This way, you'll be aware of any potential problems before you make the purchase.

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16. Hand Tools: Simple tools with few moving parts, like hammers, hoes and wrenches, will keep for decades so long as they are well-made to begin with and are well-maintained. These are fairly easy to find at neighborhood yard or garage sales. If you don't need to use hand tools very often, an even better deal is to rent a set of tools or borrow them from a friend.

17. Sports Equipment: Most people buy sports equipment planning to use it until it drops, but this rarely happens. So when sports equipment ends up on the resale market, they tend to still be in excellent condition. Look into buying used sporting gear through Craigslist and at yard sales or sports equipment stores.

18. Consumer Electronics: I know most folks like shiny new toys, but refurbished electronic goods are a much sweeter deal. Consumer electronics are returned to the manufacturer for different reasons, but generally, they'll be inspected for damaged parts, fixed, tested, then resold at a lower price. Just make sure you get a good warranty along with your purchase.

19. Gardening Supplies: This is an easy way for you to save money, and all you need to do is be observant. Take a look outdoors and you'll likely find such gardening supplies as mulch, wood, and even stones for free or vastly reduced prices. Used garden equipment and tools are also common goods at yard sales.

20. Timeshares: Buying timeshares isn't for everyone, but if you decide that it suits your lifestyle, purchasing the property as a resale would be a better deal than buying it brand new: on average, you'll save 67 percent on the price for a comparable new timeshare. If you're new to timeshare ownership, give it a test run first by renting short term.

21. Recreational Items: It's fairly easy to find high ticket recreational items like campers, boats, and jet skis being resold. Oftentimes, they're barely used at all. As long as they're in safe, working condition, they'll make for a better value when purchased used than new.

Lynn Truong is the co-founder and Deals Editor of Wise Bread, a blog dedicated to helping readers live large on a small budget. Wise Bread's book, 10,001 Ways to Live Large on a Small Budget, debuted as the #1 Money Management book on Amazon.com.